So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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