she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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