I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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