Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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