brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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