The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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