dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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