do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
this is an emotional support booty call
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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