he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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