i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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