I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Randomize