If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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