only you would photoshop your dick
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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