Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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