I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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