We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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