he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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