is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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