If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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