I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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