Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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