he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just want nice things and good sex
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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