me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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