Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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