i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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