I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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