pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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