there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize