Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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