a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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