he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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