And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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