You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize