can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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