I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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