He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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