So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
True strength comes from lack of pants
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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