Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you told grandpa to call you daddy
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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