TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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