How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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