we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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