A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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