brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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