Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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