I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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