You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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