how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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