is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Can you repeat that, but with context?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
The Olympian is in my bed
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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