She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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