he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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