i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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