i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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