u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Two words: nipple clamps
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