just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
