I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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