I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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