I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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