Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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