we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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