Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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